All I really knew was that I had found the perfect place on the perfect wave, and I had remained there endlessly. Forever.
Allan Weisbecker, from In Search of Captain Zero: A Surfer’s Road Trip Beyond the End of the Road.
Woe is Kimberley Swann, 16. The expressive teenager has recently lost her job, having branded it “boring” on Facebook.
Her first day as an office administrator at Ivell Marketing & Logistics did not bode well. Ms Swann wrote, on Facebook, as follows: “first day at work. omg!! So dull!!”The story is reported by the Daily Mail, who helpfully explain, in parentheses, that ‘omg’ means ‘oh my God’. The Mail also reveals that Ms Swann said “all i do is shred holepunch n scan paper!!! omg!”, with her despair soon culminating in the declaration that “im so totally bord!!!”
Her employer was alert to her Facebook outpourings and dismissed her, saying that her comments reflected badly on his company. Ms Swann appears to have no claim in law for redress, but hopefully, now that she some free time, she will ponder the moral of this story, which is:
Do not use dreadful written English in public. Your boss might not like it.
Apt image courtesy of michelhrv.
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The credit crunch is biting in the blawgosphere. Blade notes, with dismay, the following newsletter from www.law.com:
It has seemed like a morbid week for followers of legal blogs. First came last week’s post about legal bloggers throwing in the virtual towel after blogging left them feeling frustrated and depressed. Then came the news that the Wall Street Journal Law Blog had cut its lead writer, as we noted in a post here Monday. Then there was this week’s Blawg Review #200, which, as we also noted here Monday, contained its own obituary. Turns out there was even more morbid news this week, as two long-time legal bloggers announced the shuttering of three different blogs.
What to do, if you write a legal blog? Or any blog, for that matter? Keep on keeping on, that’s what we say.
Pictured courtesy of Roger Jones: a blogger lounge, with a few people still holding the fort.

The Daily Mail brings us news that some dogs are as clever as toddlers. Apparently infallible scientific analysis reveals that they can understand up to 250 words and gestures, count to five and perform simple arithmetic. The Border Collie is the brightest of hounds, while the Bassett Hound is the dumbest.
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In this article, Gavin Ingham Brooke and Rohit Grover of Spada examine the importance of marketing and PR in a downturn. This article was originally published in Solicitors Journal, Practice Management Supplement, 28 April 2009, and has been reproduced by kind permission.
Environmental Reporting: Trends in FTSE 100 Sustainability Reports
In the latest of our series of white papers, Spada Research examines trends in environmental reporting. The white paper is available for download here.
Now available for download here is Spada’s latest white paper. Entitled ‘The Laity Bytes Back’, the paper looks at Web 2.0 and the professions.
In this paper, published in the International Journal of Business and Economics, David Brock, Tal Yaffe and Mark Dembovsky scrutinise large law firms, their strategies and measures of their effectiveness.
In this article, Gavin Ingham Brooke, MD of Spada, looks at how US law firms should approach hiring a UK PR agency. The piece is reproduced from Strategies – The Journal of Legal Marketing by kind permission of the Legal Marketing Association.
Towards 2012 – The New Legal Landscape
Spada’s white paper on the impact of the Legal Services act is now available to download here. The research recently featured on the front page of the Law Society Gazette.
Information Inflation: Can the Legal System Adapt?
George L. Paul, a partner in Lewis and Roca, LLP and Jason R. Baron, Director of Litigation at the National Archives and Records Administration, discuss the “new inflationary dynamic” of information in this article from the Richmond Journal of Law and Technology. How do vast quantities of new writing forms challenge the legal profession, and how should lawyers adapt?
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