A Litter Hero

March 10, 2009

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Blade was intrigued by the Guardian’s story yesterday about Coke, Innocent and their respective carbon footprints. It strikes Blade that, as ever, there are lies, lies and damned statistics, but that aside, being of late a peripatetic soul Blade found himself in the City of London yesterday afternoon. Indeed, he pens these words from the South Bank, to which he took himself after an evening of some merriment (Blade is a lucky man, with friends who have flats on the South Bank which they happily lend him).

Blade walked, as his wont, thereby saving money and failing to leave a footprint of any real import other than a literal one, when he skipped over the grass near the London Eye. But Blade also did something else. He felt inspired to pick up litter as he walked. Not too much of it, and nothing too unpleasant, but a few crisp packets, strips of newspaper, drink cans – that sort of thing. These he deposited in a bin, near his friend’s flat.

If we all walked to work, every day (if possible), and resolved to pick up and dispose of three pieces of litter, think how much cleaner London would be.

Blade is not alone in this seemingly eccentric preoccupation. The picture is of Rob the Rubbish, the father of Tim Kevan, who, among other Litter Heroes, frequently does his best to combat the detritus on our streets and in our countryside. Good work and long may it continue. 

 

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Not so right said Fred

February 2, 2012
fred hat

So Farewell, then, Sir Fred Goodwin.

Now you are just Fred.

Not Right Said Fred, but plain Fred.

The Forfeiture Committee did for you.

No one had heard of it before,

But Dave said it had to act, and it did.

Trouble is that no one knows what to think.

Is it ‘Alas, poor Fred‘,

Or ‘Hurray! Sir Fred is dead!’?

We don’t know.

Do you?

By A. Mob, aged 1,378 and a half.

London Goes AWOL

January 31, 2012
CNN

STOP PRESS:

Fed up with being stuck on the Thames in south-east England, London yesterday decided to move. In a dramatic gesture which augurs ill for the Olympics, the city upped sticks and relocated to East Anglia.

Lawyers were not consulted about the move, and the city’s precise motivation remains unclear. However, financiers fear that London’s decision is a sign that it wishes to downsize. Moreover, a source from London said: “We no longer want to be Britain’s seat of power. If the Scots can deregulate, why can’t we? East Anglia is a nice place where nothing happens. It’s time for a quiet life. Please respect our right to privacy.”

Elsewhere, Birmingham did not do anything, but Manchester was seen to be packing its bags. “There’s an opportunity for us,” said Manchester. “We can become London.”

East Anglia said: “We don’t mind. It’ll be refreshing to be associated with something other than fens and flatness.”

A cartologist at CNN, which broke the extraordinary news, was later fired.

An excellent ad if ever there was one

January 25, 2012
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We seem to be visually led this week but sometimes words proliferate far too much and letting an image do the talking is no bad thing. That’s another way of saying that ACCESS Agency’s work with Lego is absolutely top drawer.