A Strange World for Women

March 11, 2009

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Blade is not a woman, but if he were, he would be decidedly disorientated by the following three stories, all doing the rounds just now:

1. A team of dedicated researchers has compiled a list of the 50 Hottest Women in Radio. The list is apparently “safe for work”, which rather suggests a male bias to its conception but never mind. You can find it here, if you must.

2.  The Vatican has announced that a key tool in women’s liberation was the washing machine. This lovable domestic applicance beats the pill and other trivia, such as the right to vote. Remarkable. Our good friends at the Mail have this one here.

3. Peaches Geldof recently divorced Max Drummey after just 96 days of marriage.  For Tony Broadley, Joint Managing Partner at Rowlands, this was an example of the ‘starter marriage’, where couples tie the knot knowing that their union won’t last, by way of a trial run for the real thing a few years later. Fair enough, if rather sad, but as Broadley notes, the legal issues can’t be ignored: “Starter marriages often coincide with a couple buying  their first home, or setting up joint saving schemes and bank accounts, which means that even without children, the separation process can be complicated… the legal implications can be far reaching, especially when dividing property or  assets.” Rowlands suggests that young couples, even those as flighty as Ms Geldof, consider entering into prenuptial agreements to “save a lot of  heartache and legal expenses later”.

Women of the world, unite. Thanks to the washing machine you are empowered. Even so, the old certainties are still there – at any time, for no real reason, a man might put you in an online poll based solely on your looks. And if you do opt for a starter marriage, get that prenup signed. Aside from all that, ours is a world of equality. Isn’t it?

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Not so right said Fred

February 2, 2012
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So Farewell, then, Sir Fred Goodwin.

Now you are just Fred.

Not Right Said Fred, but plain Fred.

The Forfeiture Committee did for you.

No one had heard of it before,

But Dave said it had to act, and it did.

Trouble is that no one knows what to think.

Is it ‘Alas, poor Fred‘,

Or ‘Hurray! Sir Fred is dead!’?

We don’t know.

Do you?

By A. Mob, aged 1,378 and a half.

London Goes AWOL

January 31, 2012
CNN

STOP PRESS:

Fed up with being stuck on the Thames in south-east England, London yesterday decided to move. In a dramatic gesture which augurs ill for the Olympics, the city upped sticks and relocated to East Anglia.

Lawyers were not consulted about the move, and the city’s precise motivation remains unclear. However, financiers fear that London’s decision is a sign that it wishes to downsize. Moreover, a source from London said: “We no longer want to be Britain’s seat of power. If the Scots can deregulate, why can’t we? East Anglia is a nice place where nothing happens. It’s time for a quiet life. Please respect our right to privacy.”

Elsewhere, Birmingham did not do anything, but Manchester was seen to be packing its bags. “There’s an opportunity for us,” said Manchester. “We can become London.”

East Anglia said: “We don’t mind. It’ll be refreshing to be associated with something other than fens and flatness.”

A cartologist at CNN, which broke the extraordinary news, was later fired.

An excellent ad if ever there was one

January 25, 2012
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We seem to be visually led this week but sometimes words proliferate far too much and letting an image do the talking is no bad thing. That’s another way of saying that ACCESS Agency’s work with Lego is absolutely top drawer.