Big Debt – But a Nice Yacht?

March 29, 2010

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With thanks, as often in matters American, to Legal Blog Watch, we are intrigued by Big Debt, Small Law, a website from across the pond whose strapline says it all (well, not quite, but anyway): ‘Dirt Poor Lawyers in a Filthy Rich Town’.

LBW regular Bruce Carton sees Big Debt, Small Law as part of “a good-sized army of young lawyers who have taken to the blogosphere with a common mission: to alert any wannabe lawyers out there to the futility of such a decision.”

We see Big Debt, Small Law as perhaps a little too effusive and embittered for its own good, but in any event soon found ourselves distracted by Bruce’s grammar. Strictly speaking, it is impossible to ascertain either the “common mission” or the “decision”, still less identify what might be futile about the latter. Then we decided we were being a little too pedantic, for clearly Bruce is saying that Big Debt, Small Law is indicative of a growing trend in the blogosphere, one which sees a number of dissatisfied lawyers vent their woes in an attempt to dissuade their putative brethren from continuing in their emulatory efforts. At this stage, however, having unleashed a prolix sentence of undue ponderousness on the world, we concluded that Bruce’s semantic uncertainty may, in fact, have been deliberate, as if to mirror the pros and cons of life as a junior lawyer.

As to which, we can only say that unless you are very, very lucky, all the professions, not just the law, entail long hours and low rewards at the outset of one’s career. The point about weathering this storm is not so much that it’s plain sailing afterwards but that one day you may well own a very nice yacht, while those who bail earlier may, as they idle on their lilos, wish they’d stayed the course.

Pictured: Greta Garbo on her yacht. But was her lawyer behind the camera?

 

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Not so right said Fred

February 2, 2012
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So Farewell, then, Sir Fred Goodwin.

Now you are just Fred.

Not Right Said Fred, but plain Fred.

The Forfeiture Committee did for you.

No one had heard of it before,

But Dave said it had to act, and it did.

Trouble is that no one knows what to think.

Is it ‘Alas, poor Fred‘,

Or ‘Hurray! Sir Fred is dead!’?

We don’t know.

Do you?

By A. Mob, aged 1,378 and a half.

London Goes AWOL

January 31, 2012
CNN

STOP PRESS:

Fed up with being stuck on the Thames in south-east England, London yesterday decided to move. In a dramatic gesture which augurs ill for the Olympics, the city upped sticks and relocated to East Anglia.

Lawyers were not consulted about the move, and the city’s precise motivation remains unclear. However, financiers fear that London’s decision is a sign that it wishes to downsize. Moreover, a source from London said: “We no longer want to be Britain’s seat of power. If the Scots can deregulate, why can’t we? East Anglia is a nice place where nothing happens. It’s time for a quiet life. Please respect our right to privacy.”

Elsewhere, Birmingham did not do anything, but Manchester was seen to be packing its bags. “There’s an opportunity for us,” said Manchester. “We can become London.”

East Anglia said: “We don’t mind. It’ll be refreshing to be associated with something other than fens and flatness.”

A cartologist at CNN, which broke the extraordinary news, was later fired.

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January 25, 2012
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We seem to be visually led this week but sometimes words proliferate far too much and letting an image do the talking is no bad thing. That’s another way of saying that ACCESS Agency’s work with Lego is absolutely top drawer.