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All I really knew was that I had found the perfect place on the perfect wave, and I had remained there endlessly. Forever.
Allan Weisbecker, from In Search of Captain Zero: A Surfer’s Road Trip Beyond the End of the Road.
Exclusive: John McEnroe’s response to art scam
March 27, 2009
“You cannot be serious!?” said John McEnroe, former tennis superstar, when Manhattan police told him that he was one of various victims in an $88m art fraud.
“I’m afraid we are,” said police.
“You cannot be *x*xxx* serious!” replied McEnroe.
“We are. I’m sorry for your loss,” said a particularly authoritative policeman.
“Are you some kind of umpire?” screamed McEnroe. “You’re not serious!”
“I’m not an umpire,” said the officer. “I’m a policeman, and I am serious. Now, if you could help us, we can indict the perpetrator.”
“Indict him! What good will that do? I want a rematch! Now!”
“Sir, would you please calm down.”
“Are you *xxx8**g serious?! No I will not calm down!”
“Sir, if you carry on like this, I’m afraid we’ll have to take such action as we see fit.”
“Like, put me in the locker room!? Kick me off the court?! Deduct a point!? See if I care!”
“Mr McEnroe, I thought that you had put such tantrums behind you. After all, your tennis career was a long time ago.”
“OK OK OK. I’m being serious now. You’re right. Tell me, who’s the umpire in this case?”
Pictured courtesy of kerrins_giraffe back in school: a very serious tennis racket.
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