Law Inaction

November 25, 2008

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Controversy rages over the value of the BBC licence fee. Rumours abound as to precisely when comic geniuses Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand will return to our screens. Jeremy Clarkson continues unscathed after a joke about truck drivers murdering prostitutes. Georgina Baillie is left to roam Erotica 2008 – “the world’s largest lifestyle show for adults” – wondering where it all went semi-naked.

And in the midst of all this, BBC Radio 4′s Law in Action – for 20 years the only radio programme dedicated to demystifying and explaining the law to non-lawyer listeners – is to be slashed from 28 programmes a year to a mere 12.

For Edward Garnier QC, the shadow justice minister, the decision is baffling. “It seems strange that, at a time when the BBC is under attack for producing offensive and infantile broadcasts at enormous public expense and of little public service value, it proposes to reduce Law in Action, which makes a real contribution to public awareness of what could otherwise remain a dry, esoteric and hidden subject,” he opined in the Times recently.

Perhaps, though, the BBC could pursue the cutting edge mantra for which it is, latterly at least, famous? Why not retain Law in Action’s 28 editions but do away with the incumbent presenter – Clive Coleman, a barrister – and replace him with… Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand!  No one could ever say that the law was in danger of being dry, esoteric and hidden again.

Although we might not learn anything either.

Which way will the BBC choose? To recommit to the excellent Law in Action or continue with the plan to cut it? Sadly, the image above sums it all up.

 

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Supreme Court on Twitter

February 6, 2012

Something remarkable happened today. Yes, the Supreme Court launched its Twitter feed. It even has a Twitter policy, one of caveats, disclaimers and little by way of illumination but regardless: who would have thought that the successor body to the House of Lords would stoop to engage with the world of tweets, hashtags and retweets?

We look forward to the day when court business will be conducted via Twitter. Meantime, check out this link for an excellent blog on the Supreme Court.

Not so right said Fred

February 2, 2012
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So Farewell, then, Sir Fred Goodwin.

Now you are just Fred.

Not Right Said Fred, but plain Fred.

The Forfeiture Committee did for you.

No one had heard of it before,

But Dave said it had to act, and it did.

Trouble is that no one knows what to think.

Is it ‘Alas, poor Fred‘,

Or ‘Hurray! Sir Fred is dead!’?

We don’t know.

Do you?

By A. Mob, aged 1,378 and a half.

London Goes AWOL

January 31, 2012
CNN

STOP PRESS:

Fed up with being stuck on the Thames in south-east England, London yesterday decided to move. In a dramatic gesture which augurs ill for the Olympics, the city upped sticks and relocated to East Anglia.

Lawyers were not consulted about the move, and the city’s precise motivation remains unclear. However, financiers fear that London’s decision is a sign that it wishes to downsize. Moreover, a source from London said: “We no longer want to be Britain’s seat of power. If the Scots can deregulate, why can’t we? East Anglia is a nice place where nothing happens. It’s time for a quiet life. Please respect our right to privacy.”

Elsewhere, Birmingham did not do anything, but Manchester was seen to be packing its bags. “There’s an opportunity for us,” said Manchester. “We can become London.”

East Anglia said: “We don’t mind. It’ll be refreshing to be associated with something other than fens and flatness.”

A cartologist at CNN, which broke the extraordinary news, was later fired.