Michael Gove: not one of the lads

August 4, 2008

michael_gove_1.jpgMichael Gove, the shadow schools secretary, is not one of the lads. We know this thanks to the Telegraph, which ran a piece on the weekend by Andrew Pierce which reported on Gove’s calls for the likes of Nuts, Zoo and Loaded to consider whether they should “make profits out of revelling in, or encouraging, selfish irresponsibility among young men”. Gove went so far as to say that the so-called ‘lad’s mags’ have helped created a generation of feckless fathers, because they “paint a picture of women as permanently, lasciviously, uncomplicatedly available… The images they use and project reinforce a very narrow conception of beauty and a shallow approach towards women. They celebrate thrill-seeking and instant gratification without ever allowing any thought of responsibility towards others, or commitment, to intrude.”

Blade has conducted his own research into Gove’s views. Responses were diverse:

1. A female friend said that the lad’s mags “are a joke. They always have been and always will be. Men grow out of them, don’t they?”

2. Another female said that Gove was “undoubtedly right”. She feared, however, that society was so far gone that little could be done. Moreover, she cited last night’s Channel 4 programme about two members of the WI embarking on a quest to find the perfect brothel, with a view to establishing one in the UK, as evidence of the old adage – sex sells. “The programme wasn’t serious,” she said, “it veered much too close to titillation. It should have been given the red card.”

3. The electrician, helpfully at Blade Towers on Sunday afternoon to fix the outside light, said that lad’s mags “were just a bit of fun.” He said he had two children and that past exposure to lad’s mags had made no difference at all to his paternal instincts.

4. Blade’s oldest friend, still not a bad athlete even now he is d’un certain age, said: “I bet Michael Gove wasn’t in any of his school teams, except maybe the chess one.” Rather bizarrely, that was his only comment on the matter.

5 . Blade’s newsagent said that he thought the lad’s mags were rubbish but that it was a free country.

What can we deduce from this survey? Not much, for the inadequacies of its methodology are palpable. A bit like the lad’s mags.

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Supreme Court on Twitter

February 6, 2012

Something remarkable happened today. Yes, the Supreme Court launched its Twitter feed. It even has a Twitter policy, one of caveats, disclaimers and little by way of illumination but regardless: who would have thought that the successor body to the House of Lords would stoop to engage with the world of tweets, hashtags and retweets?

We look forward to the day when court business will be conducted via Twitter. Meantime, check out this link for an excellent blog on the Supreme Court.

Not so right said Fred

February 2, 2012
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So Farewell, then, Sir Fred Goodwin.

Now you are just Fred.

Not Right Said Fred, but plain Fred.

The Forfeiture Committee did for you.

No one had heard of it before,

But Dave said it had to act, and it did.

Trouble is that no one knows what to think.

Is it ‘Alas, poor Fred‘,

Or ‘Hurray! Sir Fred is dead!’?

We don’t know.

Do you?

By A. Mob, aged 1,378 and a half.

London Goes AWOL

January 31, 2012
CNN

STOP PRESS:

Fed up with being stuck on the Thames in south-east England, London yesterday decided to move. In a dramatic gesture which augurs ill for the Olympics, the city upped sticks and relocated to East Anglia.

Lawyers were not consulted about the move, and the city’s precise motivation remains unclear. However, financiers fear that London’s decision is a sign that it wishes to downsize. Moreover, a source from London said: “We no longer want to be Britain’s seat of power. If the Scots can deregulate, why can’t we? East Anglia is a nice place where nothing happens. It’s time for a quiet life. Please respect our right to privacy.”

Elsewhere, Birmingham did not do anything, but Manchester was seen to be packing its bags. “There’s an opportunity for us,” said Manchester. “We can become London.”

East Anglia said: “We don’t mind. It’ll be refreshing to be associated with something other than fens and flatness.”

A cartologist at CNN, which broke the extraordinary news, was later fired.