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An engaging read, after Borges. Redolent of the labyrinth, amid the perpetual fragrance of the eucalyptus.
Alex Wade, occasional Swordplay scribe and former lawyer with, among others, Carter-Ruck and the News of the World, reveals a curio about Andrew Marr and the dread superinjunction.
A few years ago I arrived at a Soho pub to meet the man who was then my literary agent, David Milner. The purpose of our rendezvous is clear to me – to discuss progress on my first book, Wrecking Machine – but the pub in which we met eludes me. I think it was the Duke of Argyll, but it may have been the Glasshouse Stores. Certainly, it was on or near Brewer Street.
Agent Milner was a little late, or perhaps I was early, but either way I found myself alone at the bar ordering a lager. To my left, engaged in a similar task, stood Andrew Marr. I had dealt with him once or twice in my days as a night lawyer for The Independent, when Marr was the paper’s editor. He wouldn’t have remembered me – night lawyers are a transient and invisible bunch – but I felt emboldened enough by this slim connection to introduce myself.
In fact, if I recall correctly, and I think I do, I said: “Andrew Marr, Alex Wade. We worked together a few years ago at The Independent.”
Marr was courteous and friendly. Unsurprisingly, he did not remember me, but he asked what I used to do for the paper. He too was evidently killing time while waiting for someone, for our conversation moved beyond the merely desultory (as an aside, I might say that this is a complement to Marr’s journalist’s nature – curiosity moved him to find out more about the man he’d just met). He asked me what I was doing in the pub and I explained that I was waiting for a literary agent. This inevitably prompted an enquiry about the nature of the book I was writing.
I explained that Wrecking Machine was part-memoir, part-reportage, a book which explored the subterranean world of white collar boxing by way of numerous segueways into my own errant life as a lawyer, the parallels between law and boxing, the nature of pugilism per se and the ties that bind in a marriage that has gone wrong. I had just finished Wrecking Machine, and Agent Milner and I were meeting to celebrate its completion. This would have put this impromtu chat with Marr sometime in early 2005.
Marr listened intently to my story. I had gone off the rails as a media lawyer with Wiggin, drifting hopelessly into drink at the same time as an extra-marital relationship. Eventually, I was sacked for gross misconduct, having rearranged a restaurant in unexpected ways at a work function. I deserved my fate, for, as the senior partner put it to me when letting me go, this was “conduct unbefitting to a solicitor”. Subsequently, however, I had got my life back on track, attaining good jobs in the law again and salvaging my marriage, largely through throwing myself into white collar and amateur boxing. I would box six nights a week at Walcot Amateur Boxing Club in Swindon and it did me no end of good.
A couple of years before this encounter with Marr, I quit the law of my own volition in favour of writing and freelance journalism. I have written often about media law, and, like just about everyone else in the media industry, knew full well about Marr’s affair despite the injunction which would supposedly keep it a secret. I have also often reflected on the way in which he was interested in my story, something articulated by a complete stranger with only the most tenuous of prior connections with his interlocutor. And Marr’s words, when I finished my brief vignette, struck me then as surprising and since as revealing:
“I can empathise. There are times when I’ve come close to falling off the tower too.”
It seemed, then, that Marr was doing more than simply evincing courtesy, though the fact that this word has now appeared twice says a lot. He is a courteous and decent man. These qualities led him to try and protect his family, having trangressed in a way which is not exactly uncommon the world over but which is greeted – thanks to the embedded sense of prurience in the British – as a deadly sin which must be exposed, come what may. Marr’s decency has also led him to come clean now, in the face of Ian Hislop’s understandable accusations of hypocrisy.
In which pub did we meet? The Duke of Argyll, resonant owing to the famous Argyll v Argyll case, which enshrined the law of confidence in domestic law? Or the Glasshouse Stores, a place in which it pays not to throw stones, or burden the world with injunctions which prove to be not so super after all?
I can no longer recall. But two things are clear: one, if the British were not so hung up about sex there would be little interest in the affairs of the likes of Andrew Marr, and two, for all the lamentations about a lack of clarity about the law of privacy, the status quo is very good business for lawyers and journalists alike.
An engaging read, after Borges. Redolent of the labyrinth, amid the perpetual fragrance of the eucalyptus.
Interesting times, these, in the life of Joey Barton.
If the violence displayed by the QPR captain at Manchester City last Sunday was remarkable, his subsequent conduct on Twitter has been astonishing. Barton appears to have radically reinterpreted the notion that attack is the best form of defence, lashing out at all and sundry via a series of tweets whose ultimate effect is entirely self-destructive.
In the past 24 hours, Barton has accepted one charge of violent conduct at the Etihad Stadium but denied another. The FA seems set to throw the book at him, and his club has declared that it will deal with the matter after the result of the FA investigation. Conspiracy theorists might conclude that QPR’s management team and board hope that the FA ban Barton for so long a period (four months and more) that their reported desire to rip up his contract can only be bolstered.
What, then, should Barton do? Should he:
(a) Keep his head down and say nothing, or
(b) Issue a sensible statement in which he acknowledges that both his conduct at the Etihad and subsequent tweets have brought QPR into disrepute, and
(c) Add an apology to said statement, or
(d) Go to Portugal, log onto Twitter and tweet that the world is against him but that he doesn’t care because everyone is a moron and he’s worked really hard to get where he is and if anyone is nasty to him again he is going to expose their secrets.
The answer is not (d).
The moral of the story is that if you’re a loose cannon, when you turn attack into defence there is a danger that you will blow yourself up.
A fine piece, this, on Winston Churchill’s gift for language and the obscurantism that goes with so much corporate communication.
But wait, what’s this? Could this injunction have been phrased rather more successfully:
Be concrete, not abstract. Use metaphors to get your message across.
Metaphors are, by definition, not exactly concrete. But be that as it may: there is a lot of sound advice in Clare Lynch’s piece and a revelation, too. We had never heard of the Gunning Fog Index. But it exists, and reveals the age at which someone would have to leave full-time education to understand given text.
We’re pleased to display our own Gunning Fog rating for the above words. That of the Churchill speech cited by Ms Lynch was 9.698.
The idea that Lord Justice Leveson and his Inquiry’s QC, Robert Jay, are in need of PR advice is intriguing.
Surely their respective tasks ought to be immune from spin? Then again, perhaps the way in which they execute them is deserving of some communications advice. Either way, times have changed. A similar inquiry from yesteryear (and such do exist) would surely not have been accompanied, albeit informally, by communications advice.
Pictured courtesy of this Flickr user: a portrait of the Leveson Inquiry.