She who dares, wins?

April 29, 2009

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Blade notes, with considerable interest, that steamy scribe Deidre Dare has elected to sue her former employer, Allen & Overy. Readers will recall that Dare, author of poems such as ‘Chinese Frogs’, ‘Ethereal Conversations III’ and ‘A Correspondence’ as well as a tome entitled Expat, was given the heave-ho by A&O back on 30 January. The firm felt that Dare’s erotic fiction, which she had taken to publishing on her website, was not compatible with her role as a solicitor.

Dare has brought proceedings in the UK and, according to Legal Blog Watch, is seeking damages of £3.45m. According to this post from Above the Law, there is more to her dismissal than meets the eye, and thus a lot more to look forward to in her claim than the average rather prosaic employment dispute.

Indeed, some observers are eagerly anticipating even more of what the Mirror describe as Expat’s “sordid details of drug taking, binge drinking and sex shows involving donkeys and dwarves”, since, if the case ever reaches court, reporters will be free to narrate each and every one of Dare’s allegations, not to mention disclose with whom she may have enjoyed them, so long as they do so fairly, accurately and contemporaneously.

Meanwhile, we leave you with salutary words from Dare’s poem ‘Manifesto’:

My life must be allowed its ebb, its flow;

This is the only true that that I know.

The tides of that life are in my sole care,

They are, to me, a personal affair.

(Ed’s Note: Did Dare really write ‘that’ twice in the second line, above? Then there’s another one in the third line. What is going on here? Is she a member of Very Bad Poetry.com?)

Image courtesy of Bitter Lawyer.

 

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Not so right said Fred

February 2, 2012
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So Farewell, then, Sir Fred Goodwin.

Now you are just Fred.

Not Right Said Fred, but plain Fred.

The Forfeiture Committee did for you.

No one had heard of it before,

But Dave said it had to act, and it did.

Trouble is that no one knows what to think.

Is it ‘Alas, poor Fred‘,

Or ‘Hurray! Sir Fred is dead!’?

We don’t know.

Do you?

By A. Mob, aged 1,378 and a half.

London Goes AWOL

January 31, 2012
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STOP PRESS:

Fed up with being stuck on the Thames in south-east England, London yesterday decided to move. In a dramatic gesture which augurs ill for the Olympics, the city upped sticks and relocated to East Anglia.

Lawyers were not consulted about the move, and the city’s precise motivation remains unclear. However, financiers fear that London’s decision is a sign that it wishes to downsize. Moreover, a source from London said: “We no longer want to be Britain’s seat of power. If the Scots can deregulate, why can’t we? East Anglia is a nice place where nothing happens. It’s time for a quiet life. Please respect our right to privacy.”

Elsewhere, Birmingham did not do anything, but Manchester was seen to be packing its bags. “There’s an opportunity for us,” said Manchester. “We can become London.”

East Anglia said: “We don’t mind. It’ll be refreshing to be associated with something other than fens and flatness.”

A cartologist at CNN, which broke the extraordinary news, was later fired.

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