The Magnificent Seven Christmas Books for Lawyers

December 11, 2009

So, a loved one is a lawyer? Naturally, he or she has already got everything, even, in today’s world, a good PR advisor. But there’s more to life than hourly charge-out rates, conditional fee arrangements and image. There’s reading. Here are the Magnificent Seven Christmas Books for Lawyers.

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1. Weird Cases by Gary Slapper.

Weird Cases: Comic and Bizarre Cases from Courtrooms Around the World is the book of Professor Gary Slapper’s hugely entertaining Times column. In it, you’ll learn of the judge would flipped a coin to decide a case and his colleague in surrealism, a man who demanded a foot massage from a clerk. All human life is here but beware: you will never enter a courtroom with quite the same faith in justice again.

2. 101 Ways to Leave the Law by Alex Steuart Williams.

No surprise that an author affiliated with the Times makes the Magnificent Seven. It is, after all, the lawyer’s paper of record. This one is by the man who pens the cartoon for the Law pages. He wouldn’t contend that it possessed Proustian depth but he would be within his rights to say that it’ll make you – and your nearest, dearest lawyer – chuckle.

3. Baby Barista by Tim Kevan.

Barrister-turned-writer Kevan seems to have secured more plaudits than a Nobel prize winner with his first novel, a romp through London’s Inns of Court. Baby Barista is fast, furious and effervescent, a Bucks Fizz-meets-Machiavelli of a book. Fans might care to slip a book token amid its pages – Kevan is penning a sequel.

4. Happy Hour is for Amateurs: Work Sucks. Life Doesn’t Have To by The Philadelphia Lawyer.

The anonymous scribe exposes the “fraudulent, greedy underbelly of a system in which ambitious lawyers are only as valuable as their last set of billable hours”. It’s non-fiction, then. Genre – and authorial identity – aside, the book has echoes of John Kennedy Toole’s A Confederacy of Dunces. Well worth a read, in other words.

5. Wrecking Machine by Alex Wade.

OK, we admit it. This one came out a while ago. It’s got precisely nothing to do with Christmas and lacks any kind of contemporaneous peg. But its author – another lawyer-turned-writer – tells us that he will be having an operation over Christmas, one caused, in part, by the very boxing that he described (rather well, we think) in Wrecking Machine. Admirably, Wade says he has no regrets, but he also allows that he could do with a royalty cheque. We’re happy to commend his book, especially to all lawyers thinking of taking up boxing. The inscription on the first page writes itself: “Don’t”.

6. Defending the Guilty: Truth and Lies in the Criminal Courtroom by Alex McBride.

An unflinching look at British criminal justice by a practising barrister not afraid to write under his own name. Excellent.

7. Tom Bingham and the Transformation of the Law, edited by Mads Andenas and Duncan Fairgrieve.

No less a lawyer than Shami Chakrabarti recommends this “giant of an essay collection,” whose highlights include Dame Mary Arden on the tradition that links Mill to the Human Rights Act and Clayton and Tomlinson on Bingham’s vital role during the War on Terror. Hefty, heady, huge – but no lawyer should be without it. Just leaven with Wade, season with McBride and stir with Kevan and your Christmas legal cocktail will run and run.

The image, from Santarchy & Santacon, reminds us of Bad Santa. If we were listing films this would be a definite contender, both for its relentless biting satire and, if you’re a lawyer, the challenge of working how many separate criminal offences Santa and his little helpers commit.


 

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Seven of the Best Alternative Professionals

August 30, 2010

Susan Casey’s new book, The Wave, is soon to be published. It brilliantly illumines the world of professional big wave surfing, at the same time as exploring the phenomenon of rogue waves (specifically, those which top 100ft).

Suitably inspired, we thought we’d take a look at a different kind of professionalism than is usually to be found on these pages. Those featured in our magnificent seven of alternative professionals may not wear suits for a living, still less spend their time in the boardroom, but they couldn’t do what they do if they weren’t every bit as dedicated, focused, driven and downright professional as those at the helm of a City law firm, finance house or PR company.

1. Laird Hamilton

Hamilton is the star of The Wave, and no wonder. Based on the Hawaiian island of Kauai, the man is a force of nature, a 6″3′ powerhouse who makes big wave surfing look like a walk in the park. But it isn’t. The wave known as Teahupoo, surfed by Hamilton in Tim McKenna’s picture below, is a killer. Only years of focus, training and preparation make Hamilton able to ride this wave with such aplomb.

2. Danny Way

Warning: do not watch this footage if you are afraid of heights (and squeamish). American skateboarding star Danny Way has been rebuilt more times than the bionic man. He’s also made a small fortune from a sport so often wrongly derided as ‘for kids’. Definitely not one for a suit and tie, Way nevertheless deserves respect – as much as he would appear to need a permanent personal medical staff.

3. Shane McConkey

Professional skier Shane McConkey died in March 2009 while skiing in the Dolomite Mountains in Italy. His death robbed the world of extreme sports of an athlete known for combining BASE jumping with skiing, as seen in such feats as skiing into a BASE jump off the Eiger. RIP.

4. Shaun White

There are those who say that White, snowboarder extraordinaire, has the kind of hair that is inimical to success. We say, like Forbes magazine, that if White earned $9 million from his endorsements in 2008 alone, what’s he worth now? We also say: don’t try what White does at home. Or anywhere, really.

5. DannyMacaskill

If BMX riding is jejune, does it matter? Not to Macaskill, a man who’s worth a lot of money thanks to his remarkable ability on a bike.

6. Lynn Hill

There are rock climbers, and there’s Detroit-born Lynn Hill, the woman who made the first free ascent of the infamous Nose Route on El Capitan in Yosemite Valley. Currently sponsored by the Patagonia gear and clothing company, Hill has done it all, taking phenomenal risks in the pursuit of her calling. Take a look at the intensity of her gaze: this woman would have been a genius at whatever she’d chosen to do.

7. Dallas Friday

She has the best name of any sportsperson, ever. She also looks pretty good, too, and is even better at her chosen discipline, wakeboarding. And discipline is the name of the game: as with everyone here, however outre their worlds, however extreme their sports, if they weren’t disciplined they’d not only be impoverished but also, quite possibly, dead. Respect.

Hats off to the News of the World

August 30, 2010

Fantastic sting by the News of the World, whose legendary undercover reporter, Mazher Mahmood, has pierced the heart of some disgraceful match-fixing in professional cricket. Hats off, yet again, to Mahmood, but, strangely, we feel slightly sorry for him. Will he ever be able to retire into the sun and live a normal life? Somehow we rather doubt it.

Pictured: something which is decidedly not cricket.

Judge Dread, truly dread

August 24, 2010

An Englishman’s home is his castle. This ancient tenet of English society means that when a burglar breaks into an Englishman’s home (or castle), the homeowner, or feudal Lord, is entitled to defy him. The tools of defiance are many and varied but include diplomacy (“isn’t it past your bedtime?”), wheedling (“please, my good fellow, won’t you go away?”), lies (“see that castle across the street? It’s full of gold bullion”) and weaponry (“is that a nuclear missile in my pocket, and why aren’t you terrified to see me?”).

This last, however, causes problems. When a homeowner, eager to defend his castle, shoots a burglar, all hell breaks loose. Tabloid hacks break out in sweats as they find themselves compelled to blame European laws and the politically correct for daring to wonder whether such force was necessary when, really, all that is in issue is whether shooting dead an intruder was proportionate to the perceived threat and context.

In the US, this question was recently answered in the affirmative by the excellently named Judge Carlisle Overstreet. The 65-year-old judge shot and killed an unarmed bandana-wearing burglar after the man broke into his home and started coming upstairs. According to the estimable Legal Blog Watch, the dead burglar, John Howard Jr. (who, says the Augusta Chronicle, delighted in the nickname ‘Killa’), was one of two men who broke into the judge’s house in the early hours of the morning. The other, William Omar Jacobs, turned himself in and was denied bail.

This sorry or inspirational tale begs a question. If it had happened here, would it be the first time in recorded history that a judge had killed a burglar? In fact, is this unprecedented across the pond, too? And more to the point, if anyone says the judge acted disproportionately and that he really shouldn’t be canonized, are they politically correct stooges from a morally abased, utterly bankrupt European superstate (or something like that: we confess that tabloidese eludes us)?

Pictured: a judge says “Clint Eastwood isn’t the only one who likes large handguns.” But note: she’s not Carlisle Overstreet.