Wanted: a bailout for the bailout

September 30, 2008

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The known world appears closer to collapse after the US Congress rejected a bailout plan designed to restore confidence to stricken banks. Wall Street promptly had one of its worst days ever and shock waves were felt all over the globe. The Times reports on the debacle here, in what might be described as a style of hard-edged abstraction: no frills, just the news, relentlessly conveyed, and all of it bad.

US Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson now needs a new rescue scheme. Perhaps next time he might avoid using the word ‘bailout’, one which hardly masks the unpalatable reality that US taxpayers were being asked to come up with $5,000 each to help save denizens of massive financial institutions who wouldn’t blanche (in the good old days) at spending that sum on a night out. Or, as Stephen Harris succinctly has it over at WealthBriefing: “Senior politicians and financial officials were not able to convince the voting public that bailing out Wall Street firms would not be a move to bolster the positions of fat cat bankers but was a necessary move to shore up the world’s economy.” Harris notes, however, that politicians on both sides of the fence in the US insist that “lines of communication are still open”, a statement curiously omitted from the headline coverage of all this by just about every UK newspaper.

Where’s it all heading? Blade is no economist, but he can say that Blade Towers was yesterday valued by an estate agent. It was bought precisely two years ago, and in that time it apparently rose in value by some £45,000, only to drop back somewhat, and then drop back again, so that now it would be inadvisable to put it on the market for anything more than the price at which it was originally marketed. As the agent remarked, “Anyone in my trade who tells you he’s doing alright is lying. We’ve all been hit very bad, and the market has got further to go yet. Downwards.”

Meanwhile, Ana sends me this piece from the New Yorker. At least, thanks to the likes of Mark Borowitz, humour is alive and well. If you think you’re too big for a bailout, read Borowitz’ piece – and think again.

Image from Sweep da Leg.

 

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Supreme Court on Twitter

February 6, 2012

Something remarkable happened today. Yes, the Supreme Court launched its Twitter feed. It even has a Twitter policy, one of caveats, disclaimers and little by way of illumination but regardless: who would have thought that the successor body to the House of Lords would stoop to engage with the world of tweets, hashtags and retweets?

We look forward to the day when court business will be conducted via Twitter. Meantime, check out this link for an excellent blog on the Supreme Court.

Not so right said Fred

February 2, 2012
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So Farewell, then, Sir Fred Goodwin.

Now you are just Fred.

Not Right Said Fred, but plain Fred.

The Forfeiture Committee did for you.

No one had heard of it before,

But Dave said it had to act, and it did.

Trouble is that no one knows what to think.

Is it ‘Alas, poor Fred‘,

Or ‘Hurray! Sir Fred is dead!’?

We don’t know.

Do you?

By A. Mob, aged 1,378 and a half.

London Goes AWOL

January 31, 2012
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STOP PRESS:

Fed up with being stuck on the Thames in south-east England, London yesterday decided to move. In a dramatic gesture which augurs ill for the Olympics, the city upped sticks and relocated to East Anglia.

Lawyers were not consulted about the move, and the city’s precise motivation remains unclear. However, financiers fear that London’s decision is a sign that it wishes to downsize. Moreover, a source from London said: “We no longer want to be Britain’s seat of power. If the Scots can deregulate, why can’t we? East Anglia is a nice place where nothing happens. It’s time for a quiet life. Please respect our right to privacy.”

Elsewhere, Birmingham did not do anything, but Manchester was seen to be packing its bags. “There’s an opportunity for us,” said Manchester. “We can become London.”

East Anglia said: “We don’t mind. It’ll be refreshing to be associated with something other than fens and flatness.”

A cartologist at CNN, which broke the extraordinary news, was later fired.